D-I-D-D-Y

We are the diddy men itty bitty diddy men
We are the diddy men who always have a bash
Were full of diddy joys we make a giant diddy noise
We are the diddy men who come from Knotty Ash

In diddy socks, diddy shoes, diddy shirts,diddy trews
Around the diddy city we sing a diddy ditty. 

We are the diddymen, Doddys dotty diddy men
We are the diddy men who come from Knotty Ash

Sure I'm Mick The Marmalizer
I'm one foot seven tall
With my six inch shillelagh
I'll marmalize you all

I'm Evan from the valleys
I've travelled very far
And from all the diddy Welshmen
Here's a diddy yakky dah

We are the diddy men itty bitty diddy men
We are the diddy men who come from Knotty Ash

An Inver Cockieleekie
Wee Hamish that's my name
I've just a diddy sporan
But I'll wiggle it just the same

I'm Nigel Poncenby-Smallpiece
The cream of the elite
Just follow me and you will see
My diddy country seat

We are the diddy men itty bitty diddy men
We are the diddy men who come from Knotty Ash

Our diddy hearts are dutiful
Our tummies are jambootiful
In acts as many and various
We're feeling tattyfalarious
Merry and gay wherever we are
A diddy farray
A diddy farrah

We are the Diddymen, itty bitty diddy men
We are the diddy men who always have a bash
We hope it doesnt rain and wash us down the ditty drain
We are the diddymen who come from Knotty Ash

In diddy hats, diddysmocks, money in our diddy box
We march around the circus singing up the diddy workers

We are the diddymen Doddys dotty diddy men. 
We are the diddy men so let the cymbal crash.
Were diddymen, from Knotty Ash.


